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I can’t help myself. The more I think about old school beauty and the appreciation of the female form in its natural state, the more I think it needs a comeback… Look at Marilyn Monroe in her centerfold shot in 1962 monroe_playboy.jpg

Definately all natural and curvy. And HOT AS HELL! She is still considered one of the most beautiful and sensual women that ever lived and she would be considered a plus size model today!

This one is my FAVORITE with just a hint of nipple… a hint and a tease go a LONG way with flirtation.

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Here is another shot I love – a 1962 playmate of the month centerfold..

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And I love this cover shot from June 1962…

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Playmate Bunny Laura Misch
Playboy has an enticing and long history. There was a 25 year period 1960-1985 when playboy owned and operated Playboy clubs, 25 clubs in total, all over the world. The “Bunnies” served coctails, flirted with patrons, slipped tips into their cleavage and changed history a little bit for women then.hh5.jpg
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The original club was in Chicago, Hef’s hometown. The original Bunny’s name was Ilsa Taurins who at the time was dating Hef’s promotions manager. When Ilsa and her mother sewed the costume, satin with a tail and ear’s headband… little did they know what a sex symbol they had just thrown together!a3.jpg

So here are just a few – since you have been enjoying them so much! I don’t have all of their names but provided the ones I have..
Bunny Angie Chester - Bunny of the Year 1974Playmate Bunny Candy (Candace Collins)Bunny Susanpic57.jpghh2.jpgPlaymate Bunny Helena AntonaccioJanis Schmitt

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I am starting to obsess over the show “the girl’s next door” and old issues of playboy. Barbi Benton in particular stands out to me as one of the classic ultimate sex symbols.
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She met Hugh Hefner in 1968, when she was booked as “atmosphere” for his t.v. show “Playboy After Dark” which filmed A-list stars performing at hef’s mansion surrounded by Playboy Playmates. She said she pretended to be Hefner’s girlfriend for a couple of episodes and soon found herself living the role full time.

She was 18, he was 42. She was Hef’s girlfriend and lived with him from 1969-1976. She also became a recording star, a Vegas headliner and an actress.

She appeared on an episode of “the girls next door” and the new girls really didn’t care for her – but I googled her that night. I think she is hot as hell and just amazing!
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The first classic playboy I bought featured her as Hef’s girlfriend in a spread that was just fun. She was hairy as a russian dairy woman. But it was hot as hell.

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I would rather look at her than any of the present day hairless naked mole rats they have in everything now. Enjoy…

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So after looking at the 1973 December issue of Playboy, and a few days later seeing a movie with a GREAT burlesque scene, I am totally convinced that we need to rewind our porn/naughty pics and go back to classics.

Take this playboy cover – it is so hot! But it shows nothing!!!
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Lets go back to relying on our imaginations a little more. There is no mystery in watching two hairless women go to town on each other… I mean sure its a turn on the first time you see it but really? Come on! Lets show our natural bodies, flaws and all, and get our imagination’s involved!!!!

So it was M’s birthday a few weeks ago and I still haven’t mailed his present. Oh well.

A few months ago I stopped in one of those side of the road XXX Emporiums that have marvelous things in them and spotted an issue of Playboy published the month before he was born. Real Breasts, lots of bush. BIG BUSH. Apparently waxing and razors were post-70’s inventions.

I love it! I think real boobs are SO much more intriguing. (I reserve the right to change my mind when mine are in need of some work). I like seeing natural women who aren’t botox’d and lipo’d to death. Curves are sexy – even if they dont look like everyone elses!

And check out the cover!!! I dont know – I just really enjoyed the issue!2339a.jpg

This post needs no words.
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I went to my first office party in almost a decade. I have worked for myself for so long that I forgot about it.

Holy fucking drama batman.

The cast of characters was out. The cheater, the desperate to be loved lonely girl, the cute couple, the guy whose girl wasn’t there, the angry friend… I could go on.

Being new to this “office” I knew nothing and noone. Thank god the other new girl showed the minute I did so we clung to each other for a while. After the second glass of wine people started opening up. And with not too much effort I was able to get the scoop on the entire lot of them.

I was then able to sit back and watch them swirl themselves in a vat of martini-based mistakes. It was better than a daytime soap.

What is it about office parties that says one must behave badly, get lit and screw the secretary? Everyone has a camera or a camera-phone. Noone is getting away with anything. It seems to be self sabotage at its finest. With a candy cane on top for emphasis.

I wonder how many marriages end because of an incident from one of these mad parties…

I will be so glad to get the rest of the drama tomorrow at work. If I learned nothing else last night it was that my new work place will be interesting to say the least.

Remember the secrets blog I discovered? (its still on here) Well I visited it today and found an interesting one…

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This triggered a memory. When I was hitting puberty I was in a weird place for other reasons. My Mom was beginning her mental decline and being the only other human standing next to her I felt the reprocussions (she didn’t intend this and I love her). But at that age no-one needs to feel more awkward.

My siblings were all living in Dallas and so my sister wasn’t around for me to “compare” my body to.

Vagina’s are strange alien looking things to begin with. The internet was merely a gleam in Al Gore’s mind so I had no resources. But I felt like there was something wrong with me all the time anyway so how did I know my privates were totally normal?

And then Elizabeth Y. changed into her bathing suit in front of me.

Only one of her lips must have hung down to her knee. OK that is probably my mind exagerating it. But hers was weird. Really weird. And I have always thought mine was normal since that moment!

She was probably having a weird teen growth thing happen but let me just say. It was the best thing ever! I WAS NORMAL!

FIrst I have to say that as a dogwalker and animal hospital employee I take exception to the idea.

Someone found me by googling this yesterday…..

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When did sex with other humans get old? I mean COME ON!!!! And how the fuck did they find ME with this google search? ACK!

If you find yourself ACTUALLY getting turned on and masturbating to the idea of fucking an animal…. REPORT TO THE NEAREST PSYCH WARD STAT!!!!!!!!!!

Dear vibrator,

As long as I keep you on a steady diet of duracell’s you are always so good to me.

You never stand me up.
You never make me mad.
You are there for me day or night.
You dont care if I have kids or not.
You dont mind cellulite. (not that I have any… hehe).
You ALWAYS get me off.
You know how to find my g-spot and your little rabbit knows just what to do with my clit. Such a lovely combination. A combo more men should learn.
If I don’t pay for anything or call for a month you dont care.
Sometimes we even have threesomes and you dont get jealous of my boyfriend (former boyfriend… whatever).
If I decide to replace you, there is no whining or complaining.

If only you could get a job and help with the bills.

Love forever,

Blueseaglass

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