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Dear vibrator,

As long as I keep you on a steady diet of duracell’s you are always so good to me.

You never stand me up.
You never make me mad.
You are there for me day or night.
You dont care if I have kids or not.
You dont mind cellulite. (not that I have any… hehe).
You ALWAYS get me off.
You know how to find my g-spot and your little rabbit knows just what to do with my clit. Such a lovely combination. A combo more men should learn.
If I don’t pay for anything or call for a month you dont care.
Sometimes we even have threesomes and you dont get jealous of my boyfriend (former boyfriend… whatever).
If I decide to replace you, there is no whining or complaining.

If only you could get a job and help with the bills.

Love forever,

Blueseaglass

The fact that my number one posting is “orgasm” and every day STILL I am getting more and more traffic from the wordpress tag “orgasm” means I think I should be writing a blog about them.

Anyone have any good ideas on what to write about them? Got any questions I could research?

Do you remember having your first? I do. I had figured out how to masturbate with a hand held shower head in 5th grade. God I love shower heads.

I found a blog I have only heard of… the one where people send in postcards with their big secrets…

What would my secret be? GOD there are SO SO SO many!!!!

My best secret? How to fake an orgasm. I can not peak unless I am completey intrigued or totally in love. Honestly – There has really only been one man that could help me achieve this during intercourse. I am, however, weak to other things…. can’t help but let go during THAT – but sex is so intimate….

My smallest secret? Seaglass is my cryptonite. I swear it has a power over me. I spot some by the ocean and I become completely obsessed and enthralled.

anything else I am keeping? Keep reading my blog! 8)

here are my 2 favorites today… the second one made me tear up a little. Hold your mouse over the pic.

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http://postsecret.blogspot.com/

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