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So after looking at the 1973 December issue of Playboy, and a few days later seeing a movie with a GREAT burlesque scene, I am totally convinced that we need to rewind our porn/naughty pics and go back to classics.

Take this playboy cover – it is so hot! But it shows nothing!!!
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Lets go back to relying on our imaginations a little more. There is no mystery in watching two hairless women go to town on each other… I mean sure its a turn on the first time you see it but really? Come on! Lets show our natural bodies, flaws and all, and get our imagination’s involved!!!!

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FIrst I have to say that as a dogwalker and animal hospital employee I take exception to the idea.

Someone found me by googling this yesterday…..

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When did sex with other humans get old? I mean COME ON!!!! And how the fuck did they find ME with this google search? ACK!

If you find yourself ACTUALLY getting turned on and masturbating to the idea of fucking an animal…. REPORT TO THE NEAREST PSYCH WARD STAT!!!!!!!!!!

Had a restless night.

No less than 3 mid-sleep crisis calls. One girlfriend with a broken heart in another state, one wrong number and one lost cousin.

At some point going back to sleep was NOT an option.

Instead of putting coffee on I grabbed another love of mine, a cold Diet Dr. Pepper. The best diet drink in the universe. Hands down.

It was totally yummy, so I grabbed a second can and settled into my book.

Still not sleepy.

Dogs ran around the yard for a while.

Third can. I never drink this much soda. I have the diet DP shakes.

My DDP high inspired me to fold my panties. Which have been on the mind since being caught wearing none by Pie the other night.

Hehe. Oops.

The fact that my number one posting is “orgasm” and every day STILL I am getting more and more traffic from the wordpress tag “orgasm” means I think I should be writing a blog about them.

Anyone have any good ideas on what to write about them? Got any questions I could research?

Do you remember having your first? I do. I had figured out how to masturbate with a hand held shower head in 5th grade. God I love shower heads.

Before I start my rant. This sad human being gets props for being nice to little people.

New York actually tried to win the hand of Flavor flav. Thats right – the virus with the giant clock around his neck… He is a mystery to me.

So that is really strike one against NY. When it didn’t work out she was really heartbroken.

I didn’t know until I had watched the first 3 episodes back to back of I Love New York 2 one saturday that this person was NOT a drag queen. I shit you not.

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I started to wonder around episode 4. Her mother seems to refer to her as a girl. BUT CAN THIS BE TRUE???? Her mother is a little masculine too!

I realized that she is either a woman or a post-op trany. (Clue – she talks about paying for her breasts…) Good for her. I don’t discriminate. But by then I was hooked on the show. Its like TV rubbernecking – the uglier the accident, the more I want to stare.

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At the start of the show there were several decent bachelors… and some freaks of nature (not you midget Mac – you were very very cool).

It would seem that K-Fed has cousins or siblings that are on this show. White/Black trash from the streets… But the woman (man) trany – WHATEVER was seemingly more attracted to the trash!

INEXPLICABLE

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I have recently had an intervention from some friends and have stopped watching the show (but I will sooo watch the finale). But the question still looms… Man or woman? I still can not tell!!!

Could someone please enlighten me? And if she is indeed a post-op trany – she should admit it and be proud of herself!

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I found a blog I have only heard of… the one where people send in postcards with their big secrets…

What would my secret be? GOD there are SO SO SO many!!!!

My best secret? How to fake an orgasm. I can not peak unless I am completey intrigued or totally in love. Honestly – There has really only been one man that could help me achieve this during intercourse. I am, however, weak to other things…. can’t help but let go during THAT – but sex is so intimate….

My smallest secret? Seaglass is my cryptonite. I swear it has a power over me. I spot some by the ocean and I become completely obsessed and enthralled.

anything else I am keeping? Keep reading my blog! 8)

here are my 2 favorites today… the second one made me tear up a little. Hold your mouse over the pic.

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http://postsecret.blogspot.com/

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