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Before I start my rant. This sad human being gets props for being nice to little people.

New York actually tried to win the hand of Flavor flav. Thats right – the virus with the giant clock around his neck… He is a mystery to me.

So that is really strike one against NY. When it didn’t work out she was really heartbroken.

I didn’t know until I had watched the first 3 episodes back to back of I Love New York 2 one saturday that this person was NOT a drag queen. I shit you not.

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I started to wonder around episode 4. Her mother seems to refer to her as a girl. BUT CAN THIS BE TRUE???? Her mother is a little masculine too!

I realized that she is either a woman or a post-op trany. (Clue – she talks about paying for her breasts…) Good for her. I don’t discriminate. But by then I was hooked on the show. Its like TV rubbernecking – the uglier the accident, the more I want to stare.

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At the start of the show there were several decent bachelors… and some freaks of nature (not you midget Mac – you were very very cool).

It would seem that K-Fed has cousins or siblings that are on this show. White/Black trash from the streets… But the woman (man) trany – WHATEVER was seemingly more attracted to the trash!

INEXPLICABLE

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I have recently had an intervention from some friends and have stopped watching the show (but I will sooo watch the finale). But the question still looms… Man or woman? I still can not tell!!!

Could someone please enlighten me? And if she is indeed a post-op trany – she should admit it and be proud of herself!

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Diesel cuddling

My son’s Chihuahua Diesel bit my (ever shrinking thank you very much) lovehandle!!!!

When he wants something, he stands on his little hind legs and shoves me with his front paws in the leg, or my thigh if I am sitting, as hard as he can. And for 10lbs and no balls he can shove pretty fucking hard.

Tonight I was reading my favorite blog… the tard blog (yes I am sorry but it just slays me) and the little bugger came up and started shoving. I was also watching a reality show that will remain unmentioned to preserve what is left of my dignity. I just ignored him. But he had run out of water in his bowl and was thirsty.

The shoving got stronger.

All of a sudden a sharp pain attacks my side and radiates through my body. HE BIT MY LOVE HANDLE!!!!!! Now, he didn’t bite very hard, but he must have chomped down on a nerve that runs from the top of my head to my toes. I screamed so loudly my neighbors called.

Well – he got some water and I got an ice-pack and we moved on with our evening.

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