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The movers are here.

I am still shocked at what was under my couch…
17 rawhides buried by my creatures.
2 pairs of slippers.
a broken wine glass????
7 tennis balls (creatures again)
dust
dust
dirt
bottle of lotion.
panties.
magazine (nothing good Keith)
my diary. hehe.

One of the movers smells like a rotten cheeseburger and its making me nauseous.

I tossed about 5,000 things into my bedroom this morning thinking I would throw stuff out and go through things… Not sure the door will open.

Where did all this crap come from?

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3 glasses of cheap pink sweet wine into my night.

11 boxes packed.

8 bags of trashed hauled to the curb.

Two sets of mattresses in the hallway ready to be taken to the truck.

I am almost 35. Why am I dragging around so much crap? Seriously. We just moved a half of a year ago and I have boxes that are unopened and nothing really missing from my daily trek through life.

My Mother’s condition worsens.

My financial condition worsens.

My relationship remains stable and loving but in a holding pattern…

Its 9 freakin thirty and the movers will be here in 11.5 hours.

I am moving back from the burbs where I can escape my neighbors and friends at all times. I will be forced to see them all on a freakin daily basis. The grocery store. The dogpark. The f*cking coffee house.

I will be doing my duty as a child. I will be saving for a house and more freedom. I will be going to school.

Did I mention that I have decided to become a Veterinarian? Thats right. The school that is more difficult to get into than medical school. No stress. Really.

Found a stash of tomato boxes left over from the farmers market. Good for picture frames and DVD’s.

I won’t be able to escape my friends.

My friends will be closer.

My f*cking shrink will be 5 blocks away.

My dogs will love going for runs over the bridge and around the monuments. They will miss the yard but I think they would rather be with me while I trudge through a workout than in a yard alone while I cook dinner.

I will be closer to my Grandparents and the baby.

I won’t be able to escape my Grandparents and the baby.

I should probably shut up and finish packing.

I just tossed every magazine I own, all clothing I don’t love and books I will never read.
Thank you Oprah.

I can’t help myself. The more I think about old school beauty and the appreciation of the female form in its natural state, the more I think it needs a comeback… Look at Marilyn Monroe in her centerfold shot in 1962 monroe_playboy.jpg

Definately all natural and curvy. And HOT AS HELL! She is still considered one of the most beautiful and sensual women that ever lived and she would be considered a plus size model today!

This one is my FAVORITE with just a hint of nipple… a hint and a tease go a LONG way with flirtation.

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Here is another shot I love – a 1962 playmate of the month centerfold..

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And I love this cover shot from June 1962…

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Playmate Bunny Laura Misch
Playboy has an enticing and long history. There was a 25 year period 1960-1985 when playboy owned and operated Playboy clubs, 25 clubs in total, all over the world. The “Bunnies” served coctails, flirted with patrons, slipped tips into their cleavage and changed history a little bit for women then.hh5.jpg
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The original club was in Chicago, Hef’s hometown. The original Bunny’s name was Ilsa Taurins who at the time was dating Hef’s promotions manager. When Ilsa and her mother sewed the costume, satin with a tail and ear’s headband… little did they know what a sex symbol they had just thrown together!a3.jpg

So here are just a few – since you have been enjoying them so much! I don’t have all of their names but provided the ones I have..
Bunny Angie Chester - Bunny of the Year 1974Playmate Bunny Candy (Candace Collins)Bunny Susanpic57.jpghh2.jpgPlaymate Bunny Helena AntonaccioJanis Schmitt

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I am starting to obsess over the show “the girl’s next door” and old issues of playboy. Barbi Benton in particular stands out to me as one of the classic ultimate sex symbols.
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She met Hugh Hefner in 1968, when she was booked as “atmosphere” for his t.v. show “Playboy After Dark” which filmed A-list stars performing at hef’s mansion surrounded by Playboy Playmates. She said she pretended to be Hefner’s girlfriend for a couple of episodes and soon found herself living the role full time.

She was 18, he was 42. She was Hef’s girlfriend and lived with him from 1969-1976. She also became a recording star, a Vegas headliner and an actress.

She appeared on an episode of “the girls next door” and the new girls really didn’t care for her – but I googled her that night. I think she is hot as hell and just amazing!
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The first classic playboy I bought featured her as Hef’s girlfriend in a spread that was just fun. She was hairy as a russian dairy woman. But it was hot as hell.

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I would rather look at her than any of the present day hairless naked mole rats they have in everything now. Enjoy…

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So after looking at the 1973 December issue of Playboy, and a few days later seeing a movie with a GREAT burlesque scene, I am totally convinced that we need to rewind our porn/naughty pics and go back to classics.

Take this playboy cover – it is so hot! But it shows nothing!!!
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Lets go back to relying on our imaginations a little more. There is no mystery in watching two hairless women go to town on each other… I mean sure its a turn on the first time you see it but really? Come on! Lets show our natural bodies, flaws and all, and get our imagination’s involved!!!!

Remember the secrets blog I discovered? (its still on here) Well I visited it today and found an interesting one…

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This triggered a memory. When I was hitting puberty I was in a weird place for other reasons. My Mom was beginning her mental decline and being the only other human standing next to her I felt the reprocussions (she didn’t intend this and I love her). But at that age no-one needs to feel more awkward.

My siblings were all living in Dallas and so my sister wasn’t around for me to “compare” my body to.

Vagina’s are strange alien looking things to begin with. The internet was merely a gleam in Al Gore’s mind so I had no resources. But I felt like there was something wrong with me all the time anyway so how did I know my privates were totally normal?

And then Elizabeth Y. changed into her bathing suit in front of me.

Only one of her lips must have hung down to her knee. OK that is probably my mind exagerating it. But hers was weird. Really weird. And I have always thought mine was normal since that moment!

She was probably having a weird teen growth thing happen but let me just say. It was the best thing ever! I WAS NORMAL!

Dear vibrator,

As long as I keep you on a steady diet of duracell’s you are always so good to me.

You never stand me up.
You never make me mad.
You are there for me day or night.
You dont care if I have kids or not.
You dont mind cellulite. (not that I have any… hehe).
You ALWAYS get me off.
You know how to find my g-spot and your little rabbit knows just what to do with my clit. Such a lovely combination. A combo more men should learn.
If I don’t pay for anything or call for a month you dont care.
Sometimes we even have threesomes and you dont get jealous of my boyfriend (former boyfriend… whatever).
If I decide to replace you, there is no whining or complaining.

If only you could get a job and help with the bills.

Love forever,

Blueseaglass

Had a restless night.

No less than 3 mid-sleep crisis calls. One girlfriend with a broken heart in another state, one wrong number and one lost cousin.

At some point going back to sleep was NOT an option.

Instead of putting coffee on I grabbed another love of mine, a cold Diet Dr. Pepper. The best diet drink in the universe. Hands down.

It was totally yummy, so I grabbed a second can and settled into my book.

Still not sleepy.

Dogs ran around the yard for a while.

Third can. I never drink this much soda. I have the diet DP shakes.

My DDP high inspired me to fold my panties. Which have been on the mind since being caught wearing none by Pie the other night.

Hehe. Oops.

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