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Dealing with the death of a close friend. Sudden and inexplicable.
I will be back later this week – never fear!
Merry Christmas – hope you all enjoy the day
I guess it happens every now and again. Someone you think is a great and true friend jus turns and leaves for stupid reasons.
Tonight I drink a toast to two of my favorites… Mike and Lea…
Not important why the friendship ended. But its completely stooopid.
We cooked together, went to dinner, played Wii and just had a blast.
They were fun and funny and I loved every minute of being their friend. Here’s to you two – hope life treats you well.
The night shift stinks.
But I love my new job!
How does one adjust to this MADNESS of a schedule?????
Yesterday my little fumbly-bumbly blog hit a new first. 320 readers in 12 hours. WOW.
I have also received lots of emails about what you want to read. It would seem people like to read what I write about dating and sex and other deliciously dirty things.
I am in the process of developing a daily sex/dating/love blog ready by the first of the year…
It will be here and it will be juicy!
8)
thanks for the support and ideas! Send me more!
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Remember the secrets blog I discovered? (its still on here) Well I visited it today and found an interesting one…
This triggered a memory. When I was hitting puberty I was in a weird place for other reasons. My Mom was beginning her mental decline and being the only other human standing next to her I felt the reprocussions (she didn’t intend this and I love her). But at that age no-one needs to feel more awkward.
My siblings were all living in Dallas and so my sister wasn’t around for me to “compare” my body to.
Vagina’s are strange alien looking things to begin with. The internet was merely a gleam in Al Gore’s mind so I had no resources. But I felt like there was something wrong with me all the time anyway so how did I know my privates were totally normal?
And then Elizabeth Y. changed into her bathing suit in front of me.
Only one of her lips must have hung down to her knee. OK that is probably my mind exagerating it. But hers was weird. Really weird. And I have always thought mine was normal since that moment!
She was probably having a weird teen growth thing happen but let me just say. It was the best thing ever! I WAS NORMAL!
step 1. While wearing pajamas put Itunes on to your teen’s favorite playlist.
step 2. Inform said teen that you have something to show them and they can not leave the room or they get grounded.
step 3. Blast the playlist and establish eye contact with teen.
step 4. While maintaining eye contact and standing only a foot away from them, bust out with your best 80’s dance moves.
Do not smile.
Be very serious.
step 5. Inform the teenager (who will now be screaming and possbily crying in fear) that you think he should try your ubercool moves.
Smelling salts are good to have on hand.
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