So after looking at the 1973 December issue of Playboy, and a few days later seeing a movie with a GREAT burlesque scene, I am totally convinced that we need to rewind our porn/naughty pics and go back to classics.

Take this playboy cover – it is so hot! But it shows nothing!!!
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Lets go back to relying on our imaginations a little more. There is no mystery in watching two hairless women go to town on each other… I mean sure its a turn on the first time you see it but really? Come on! Lets show our natural bodies, flaws and all, and get our imagination’s involved!!!!

So it was M’s birthday a few weeks ago and I still haven’t mailed his present. Oh well.

A few months ago I stopped in one of those side of the road XXX Emporiums that have marvelous things in them and spotted an issue of Playboy published the month before he was born. Real Breasts, lots of bush. BIG BUSH. Apparently waxing and razors were post-70’s inventions.

I love it! I think real boobs are SO much more intriguing. (I reserve the right to change my mind when mine are in need of some work). I like seeing natural women who aren’t botox’d and lipo’d to death. Curves are sexy – even if they dont look like everyone elses!

And check out the cover!!! I dont know – I just really enjoyed the issue!2339a.jpg

Finally the radio silence has ended. I survived the lack of internet, oh and the fucking flu, and I am back just a few pounds lighter.

Still no sex to speak of. GodDAMNit.

Although I have my new friend we will call “lillybelle” at work who tells me about her every orgasm and her stallion man. Which I do enjoy – but it makes me start thinking about far away loves and my born again virgin status.

Yes I am pulling my big girl panties up.

Anyway I missed you all and hope to hear whats new!

Dealing with the death of a close friend.  Sudden and inexplicable.

I will be back later this week – never fear!

Merry Christmas – hope you all enjoy the day

I guess it happens every now and again. Someone you think is a great and true friend jus turns and leaves for stupid reasons.

Tonight I drink a toast to two of my favorites… Mike and Lea…

Not important why the friendship ended. But its completely stooopid.

We cooked together, went to dinner, played Wii and just had a blast.

They were fun and funny and I loved every minute of being their friend. Here’s to you two – hope life treats you well.

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The night shift stinks.

But I love my new job!

How does one adjust to this MADNESS of a schedule?????

This post needs no words.
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Yesterday my little fumbly-bumbly blog hit a new first. 320 readers in 12 hours. WOW.

I have also received lots of emails about what you want to read. It would seem people like to read what I write about dating and sex and other deliciously dirty things.

I am in the process of developing a daily sex/dating/love blog ready by the first of the year…

It will be here and it will be juicy!

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thanks for the support and ideas! Send me more!

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I went to my first office party in almost a decade. I have worked for myself for so long that I forgot about it.

Holy fucking drama batman.

The cast of characters was out. The cheater, the desperate to be loved lonely girl, the cute couple, the guy whose girl wasn’t there, the angry friend… I could go on.

Being new to this “office” I knew nothing and noone. Thank god the other new girl showed the minute I did so we clung to each other for a while. After the second glass of wine people started opening up. And with not too much effort I was able to get the scoop on the entire lot of them.

I was then able to sit back and watch them swirl themselves in a vat of martini-based mistakes. It was better than a daytime soap.

What is it about office parties that says one must behave badly, get lit and screw the secretary? Everyone has a camera or a camera-phone. Noone is getting away with anything. It seems to be self sabotage at its finest. With a candy cane on top for emphasis.

I wonder how many marriages end because of an incident from one of these mad parties…

I will be so glad to get the rest of the drama tomorrow at work. If I learned nothing else last night it was that my new work place will be interesting to say the least.

Remember the secrets blog I discovered? (its still on here) Well I visited it today and found an interesting one…

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This triggered a memory. When I was hitting puberty I was in a weird place for other reasons. My Mom was beginning her mental decline and being the only other human standing next to her I felt the reprocussions (she didn’t intend this and I love her). But at that age no-one needs to feel more awkward.

My siblings were all living in Dallas and so my sister wasn’t around for me to “compare” my body to.

Vagina’s are strange alien looking things to begin with. The internet was merely a gleam in Al Gore’s mind so I had no resources. But I felt like there was something wrong with me all the time anyway so how did I know my privates were totally normal?

And then Elizabeth Y. changed into her bathing suit in front of me.

Only one of her lips must have hung down to her knee. OK that is probably my mind exagerating it. But hers was weird. Really weird. And I have always thought mine was normal since that moment!

She was probably having a weird teen growth thing happen but let me just say. It was the best thing ever! I WAS NORMAL!

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